Do u have any bacon or vodka by chance
i miss vodka and anonymity. college is so rich in both. in college we are a many armed creature, lubricated with beer and sex.
Wish you were here....
And I wish your mouth was around my cock, but that never happens, does it?
That's cool how's he been?
He got hit in the face with a beer bottle so he has two black eyes and 13 stitches.. He hasnt changed much.
I don't care if its bassically 3rd world. A country without a drinking age is a country without a drinking age.
I think they were cool with it, they should have know if I was the host of the baby shower it was going to involve a keg and jager shots.
Uuh, dude you came running out of the bar screaming you didn't want to hear that song, ran face first into a truck, spun around 3 times and hit the sidewalk. I tried to catch you.
I couldn't find my shirt this morning so I stole one from his eight year old sister. Slutted up my outfit quite a bit.
next time we make out at a concert please try to refrain from screaming out our hotel room number.. the amount of guys that knocked on our door after you passed out was ridiculous
His new place is a molesden. Like a hole in the ground. It's frightening how oddly private it is.
It rubs the lotion on it's foreskin...
He just pulled out my weave during sex....needless to say I'm embarrassed and in need of another shot pronto
I'm going to a one year olds birthday party to smoke weed. What has my life become.
I AM NOT LOSING TO SOME FICTIONAL CROSSDRESSER
After all this I still can't spell gonorrhoea without autocorrect
You win. I am a lesbian who maybe slightly jaded. I didn't mean to throw the knife at you head.
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