That's your vagina. No one goes out and burns it
its raining. im dressed as yoda and im trick or treating alone. and i wonder why im still a virgin..
you decided to have a spaghetti fight but then you got greedy and decided to eat it all.
Did you write "I hope this gives you aids" on my box of capn crunch?
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someone needs to make a hangover cure that isn't cocaine.
Hardcore start to spring break. Mike is wearing adult diapers because the only stop we are making is for gas.
Hope you don't mind if I never tell my family about you.
We got back from the bar and started watching bizzare foods, which subsequently led to the consumption of large amounts of rancid lunch meat and small insects.
dude there's a blind guy on the trail using his service dog to hit on girls.
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He kept sending me videos of his dogs while I was trying to masturbate. At what point does getting vagina-block apply?
Slept at my ex's best friends house while my ex was locked out and I walked by him sleeping in his car this am
i definitely signed you up to receive text message notifications from a jukebox last night. Not even sorry.
The UTI came back with a vengeance.
I just put a pill up my vagina. It was little like a quail egg. There is so much happening up there right now.
the bastard is cheating on me with some sleazy barista from Starbucks
That’s his wife they’re back together
You say potato, I say sleazy barista
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