carls jr on main st. japanese tourist taking a dump in the urinal. reading a japanese newspaper and wearing a full suit.
be there in 3 mins
if being creepy is wrong, then i don't want to be right
dude she's married.
so? a ring don't cover no holes.
you announced to the whole room that instead of shaving you were planning to start straightening and then braiding your pubes. awkward silence followed by everyone leaving.
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I feel like Captain Blackout doesn't do her justice. Brigadier General Blackout is much better.
She asked me to cum on her. ON her. I think we're out of the friend zone
I am assuming I was his dirty Mardi Gras mistake and I can live with that
I miss waking up knowing you're passed out under my bed.
If you want to borrow my flask for all future interviews as a good luck charm because your last one went so well with it in your suit pocket, just let me know
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I woke up to you singing What Makes You Beautiful and trying to blend an avocado with vodka.
I can't thank you enough for the well-timed blowjob. What a huge improvement in my outlook on the day.
So baked. About to eat a calzone then hate fuck this guy.
THAT'S MY GIRL
So, I have realized that I am kryptonite for married men. I'm not sure how to feel about this sober, but drunk me accepts her destiny.
I just made a dick pic collage. Let me just tell you,there is no comparison to the latest!
that blonde bartender and I racked up an impressive mini bar bill last night
Mini bar? Did you get a hotel room?
Yeah, the last thing I need right now is a chick with an insane clown posse tattoo knowing where I live
That’s legit
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