Shark Week may as well be Shark Weed.
you started puking right when a nickelback song came on..it was epic
the last thing i remember is inserting the sippy stray into the jack daniel's.
Just found a picture of a hobo making out with her tits...a HOBO
I had to break up with him he didn't understand my priorities. I'm sorry but Saturday nights are for pot and Doctor Who. I'm not going to change who I am.
Alright, who started the "how long till dereck gets deported from Australia" pool? I want in on that.
I just plagiarized Dr. Curtis Connor's ideology from Spider-man in an essay on genetically engineered embryos. College: academic integrity at its finest.
I tell you, MacGyver never had to put up with people shitting themselves while he worked...
Sent him a snap chat of him eating me out so he can relive the moment.
I smelled him yesterday and almost relapsed he's like cocaine
I hope none of us try to run for public office one day
REMEBER. We are young, horny, and poor. If someone wants to give us alcohol... TAKE. IT.
If you find me in the bathroom in a fetal position, licking frozen bacon .. I might have Drank a little too much.
They left a cherry picker with the keys in it on a college campus, what else were we supposed to do?
Dude. why do I feel like I am cheating on you every time I do shrooms?
Randomize
