Dude if you're in another zip code it doesn't count
You don't understand. I'm not like you.
You don't understand, Single Ladies is like the Don't Stop Believing of the gay community.
he ate 15 dinner rolls and nothing else. then took a shit in the bathroom came out and blamed it on his dad. i wish i was 8.
she said if I bought her franzia she would blow me, and she would fuck me if I splurged on martini and rossi. Franzia it is
I really need to get laid. I'm telling at least 10 girls that I love them tonight.
Odds are at least 1 out of those 10 girls will be as crazy as you and will be into it.
soo how bad was i last night?
licking sour cream off of the table at pancheros bad.
Would you wanna look up as you cum and for a split-second see your dad?
I was so hungover at work I had my shirt on backwards. I had no idea how I managed to get through today puke free.
How do you ask the man who gives you multiple orgasms if he has friends who could do the same for your friend?
I just stood beside an Amish man and bought Cocoa Krispies and tampons.
Dude it's 6 am and you just invited me to a hotel with a shit ton of coke. Best morning ever
Like, my vagina is jet-lagged.
We just had a contest for who has less of a gag reflex...I am sad to admit that my mother won.
I feel like I haven't slapped your ass in years. This will be awesome.
I don’t understand his energy
What? Nice? Lmao
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