I wish I had a frozen water bed.
best. idea. ever.
im sitting in a tub with a sombrero on.. im just kind of confused.
Had to make a piece of abstract art. Your dick is in it
I heard a loud ass thump and then I saw both dogs coming around the corner.... Without him. I went to check out what happened and the dogs apparently pulled him down onto his face, knocking him out.
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according to the random from alabama i slept with last night i kept saying "poor lil tink tink" over and over in my sleep
The first couple times was just weird, but after last night, I'm beginning to think you have a real problem banging pregnant women who are carrying someone elses child.
Was booty called last night and I was so blacked out that my roomie made me puke before going to "eye of the tiger." Why I'm still single is beyond me
BTW rolling him off the couch and onto that tarp was pure genius. He definitely pissed himself last night.
I feel like if anyone knew what an affection erection looked like it would be you
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How bout we save the 40s for when we FINISH the project this time..
I got bit by a peacock. That's how hard shit went down last night.
Road head absolutely translates. That's the beauty of road head... It's so portable!
I'm still here... I feel so bad wearing your mom's cardigan at a strip club 🙈
I literally heard an 'oh my god' when the shirtless Tongan appeared.
Hammered...8am...why is there chickens in the living room?
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