Do you think they could tell I was high on that conf call?
Does slim fast make a chocolate heart for valentines? If so that's what she's getting.
If he starts "inventing" things cut him off. The last thing he invented was chocolate chip green beans and he destroyed my kitchen
I don't know who he was, where he came from, or where he went, but he just handed me a bowl of mac and cheese and left. It was good too.
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Iranian Rapper, camaroonian basketball player, mexican i forget and indian doctor....this one looks the best on paper.
Also when they left they could only find one sock between the two of them. Apparently we're like crazy sock ripping vixens when we bring guys home drunk
I think I'm interested in anyone that recognizes I actually have a pulse
Chill out, I'm getting ready as fast as I can. I didn't even masturbate in the shower.
Topless dodge ball cldnt top that
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If she wants experimental lesbian sex, i call dibs
My breasts were aching with rage.
If I ever look like I'm about to have a repeat of last night, hit me. Just smack me as hard as you can.
Sex followed by chicken and waffles... Hands down my favorite morning plans. Count me in.
Not many people can say they've been photo bombed by an antelope. I sure did.
I woke up in some kids room and he introduced me to his friends at breakfast as "Monica" so I just went with it.