I can only name 15 people I've had sex with - can I just start claiming that as my sex number?
You taught me that having a dip while u shit is awesome. I appreciate u for that
My bra broke.... so I Macguyvered that shit together with floss
your boyfriend is drunk and yelling to the bar that he loves his cats
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You never go ass to mouth. That's quite possibly the most important rule Paramedic school has taught me.
He asked if I wanted to leave my bra on while we were doing it from behind bc he read somewhere that all that pounding can be painful for big breasts. THAT thoughtful.
I wish I could go about my daily activities with his dick inside me
Doing blow at 6am to "wake myself up for clinicals" was a baaaaad idea
They all laughed at me when I bought that necklace from Life Alert. Who's laughing now?
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The guy I fucked in San Diego is camping with us for coachella... Awk.
Withdrawals are gods way of saying "you're still my bitch"
Yeah. Just jump him. Naked. Claim his dick for yourself.
I don't know but this 12 year old kid is soaking up all of our bad morals like a super tampon on the second day of my period
The funny part was that the cop pulled us over cause the park was closed, not because I had just come up from giving the guy a blowjob when the cop drove by.
bring the pregnancy test and the margarita mix, see you in 15