your profile still reads that you like women...interesting? I think there is some photography and video that will show otherwise
Dude that chick had her name tattooed in Japanese characters between her b-cups. I kept calling her Toyota.
she was mega hot - except for the poop under her fingernails
He kept asking me to take off my bra and I sat up so he could. He fumbled with it for a few minutes and when I sighed and went to undo it he goes, "Yeah, you got this."
she asked me if I wanted a handjob on the haunted mansion ride at Disney. was I suposed to say no?
I told her she has a very organized vagina; somehow she took offense.
I asked for a dramatic "funeral" look for my makeup. They judged me.
WAIT DID YOU MAIL ME A KITTEN
I guess I've just seen a lot of penises since then
Crazy fun. I think I got a concussion from a stripper
I wasn't an ass in college so much more like I showed my ass a lot especially during serious beerpong games. You know I don't fuck around when it comes to sports.
I'm still getting random messages from guys about my Halloween outfit. Electrical tape is coming back next year
When was the last time you wore pants?
Time is relative.
And pants are optional.
the sex was good. her showing me pictures of her 4 year old daughter afterwards was not.
Sooooooo this guy just asked me if I'd be interested in a threesome... I'm considering bc I would get to hang out with his dog afterwards.