so high. i feel like my whole body is a boner
come over. we are watching hoarders and playing i spy.
What a whore. She reminds me of that asian guy who can eat all the hotdogs.
I feel like all of the victims from Seven. Best birthday weekend ever.
Remember those girls from the bar? The tall and short blondes?
Is this a story I am going to hate you for?
Right but I don't wanna waste the whole weekend not having sex when we could be having sex
I just told him I want him to "take the reins". At least its festive sexting?
I was ok with it until you started yelling " just the tip!" I know she's you gf but don't backseat drive the three-way.
Seriously, I look like I crawled out of a bog. Succeeding at being as undateable as possible.
She showed up ready for sex all night.. with waters and a meat and cheese tray
I lost the right to judge tonight
Did I seriously answer the door for a home delivery of weed from you and your boss while wearing last night's 80s rockstar face paint?
My concern for you and peanut butter is the reason I am still awake.
All I want to do is lay in my bed and eat hotdogs
Step one: We finally agreed on an au pair that we both wanna fuck.
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