Whats contracted in vegas does not stay in vegas....
I hate to say it, but I think my pandora being Marvin Gaye love songs was the prime reason for the bj last night
Does your gf have any friends she can hook me up with?
Better looking than her though please.
i think i pulled off the nice guy thing too well. it just backfired later on when she thought i was actually nice.
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I woke up naked on the bathroom floor. the tile grout marks on my boobs hurt, i mananged to use a roll toilet paper as a pillow. never again. did we eat salad?
Im drinking a large pickle jar full of Emergency, water and left over pickle juice and I dont care.
i shall enjoy my approximately 2 hours of being sober today
My brother just asked if I would keep having one nighters with that guy because he really likes the organic cotton v-necks he leaves behind.
I bet it kind of sucks while you do community service I'm getting blown in the shower. haha
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My fuck buddy is great and all, but it gets weird when she gets in arguments with her BF in the driveway
I'm going to need a Jurassic park sized pooper scooper to deal with all this shit last night caused.
Why would I take you home? That would eliminate the chances of you making bad decisions I could ridicule you about later.
guys with girlfriends don't have a leg to stand on when they get mad at you for fucking other guys
I someohow managed to lose my butt plug in tne midst of moving to B.C. and I am not a happy camper.
I don't care how many things you caught on fire, it's still not as bad as doing coke and then filming yourself having sex.
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