16 and pregnant actually makes me really happy that i'm gay
her parents were awake and in the next room. i think i deserve a big fucking medal for that orgasm.
You came on your own forehead. Just wanted to remind you that.
I imagine anything that isn't a dilldo attached to a jackhammer, powered by a generator won't be amazing enough for you
just let her blow you already, it's practically animal cruelty at this point.
if I die on the way please explain to my mother that I do not wear fishnets on a regular basis
She's still too new to the group to be comfortable with us just sitting down as a group and watching porn on the tv.
Girl on the bus just slammed her book shut, turned to me and said "I'm way to fucking high to be studying"
Druken naked yoga : jus another ploy to keep your husbands eye in check
High with mom again. She's giving me relationship advice.
I feel bad for his balls. Ive never seen so much sperm. He had to be dying
Haha sweet. I'm being the Mad Hatter. I'll be drinking out of a tea cup all night. Or at least until I inevitably lose it, break it, or use it as a weapon.
I love the barter system - he got laid and I got him to bring me some ibuprofen. A win-win really.
Really should've known 2020 was gonna suck when the guy dressed as baby new year got arrested at our party 5 past midnight...
THREE MINUTES! THREE MINUTES PAST MIDNIGHT I STSRT HEARING CHRISTMAS MUSIC ON THE OVERHEAD PA SYSTEM!!!
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