he wants to bone in the snuggie
I just told the 2nd grade class leprechauns are the children of midgets.
It wasn't until that morning that I realized I wasn't actually dreaming, finding myself in the bathtub with someone laying on me
I'm not an expert but calling her the "hot lesbian" isn't going to coerce her into a 3some with you
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I started sorting laundry at 6 am. He finally got the hint and left
There were four people in the car. The girls sure know how to blow. I think we almost crashed when the driver climaxed.
No. No. No. No one's allowed to fuck in the yurt.
If you sleep with him again I'll have you spayed
You know you're too drunk when you start calling people out for unfollowing you on social networks.
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Sweet! It'll be a "that-minor-I-used-to-serve-alcohol-to-is-no-longer-a-minor" party!!!
I still think it's strange your mom saw me 93% naked with a Santa hat on and a raging boner. Tis the season right?
Being sober is no fun. Karaoke and not wearing pants are not socially acceptable things to do anymore and this depresses me.
With great boredom comes great irresponsibility.
Please tell me you're not on their roof again..
Haha holy fuck. i dont remember much after pissing on your ex's flaming nude pics.
Didn't think I'd be dancing with the Power Rangers but here I am
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