It really wasn't that bad. Well, it was pretty bad, but only in 3 second bursts.
if your leaving for the weekend then im farting on your pillow
and in the morning, while we were eating breakfast, she was all " i think someone sneezed into my shirt..." she'll never know.
when we woke up the fish was dead lying next to us on the bed. wat should i tell her
I fell alseep but then some dude picked me up. Comforter and all stuck a blunt in my mouth and carried me back downstairs because "I wasn't done partying"
Where are you and why am I suddenly responsible for your taquitos?
You convinced her to break up with her boyfriend, made out with her all night, got her to buy us all shots then went home with a different girl...
That explains the "i hate you" text. But the facebook deletion is a bit harsh
It sounds like heaven mixed with world peace and orgasms. The acoustics in this car are awesome. Or it's the weed idk either way it's great
You know our reunion in two weeks shall be a drunken bikini clad magical adventure right
Hey please buy toilet paper today. Plastic grocery bags are starting to hurt now
I just got my beard fondled by a drunk chick outside the venue. I feel slightly violated. And I think her boyfriend wanted to fight me.
We're living together and you don't know if I've seen Titanic?!
Twist to Josh's story, he had a gyro in his hand and never dropped it even after he got knocked the fuck out
sending my old camp counselor nudes. childhood memory win or new low?
Found someone cuddling with my Uggs this morning. Guess the hundred pillows laying next to him weren't good enough.
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