Making out with married ex girlfriends: priceless
I left a bag of circus animal cookies in my car all day. they melted together into on giant cookie. this could either be the best or worst thing ever
she gave me one of her senior pics and told me specifically to give it to you. In other words she still wants to suck your dick.
You know... If I put the same amount of effort into school as I put into giving women orgasms I would be a Rhodes scholar
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im probably shirtless right now with a bottle of jack watching horton hears a who. this is a judgement free zone.
I was just expressing concern for your pickle consumption.
This dude has my number from April last year. Drunk me left sober me a puzzle. No confirmation of pants off business
Bring scissors.....i think im gonna have to be cut out of this damn jockstrap
Last night I had sex with one of the groomsmen I was in the wedding with. In a stairwell. 13 years my senior. Thinking I should retire from the bridesmaid gig.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
It's like... Even my horoscope knows I had an awkward threesome last night.
If you come home and I'm pantsless with cake smeared all over my face, I'm sorry.
He started a convo with me by saying that we went to high school together and then recommended I try meth.
You declared your undying love to a drag queen, then proceeded to puke into the poor man's purse.
I can't masturbate without laughing really hard at some point and it's entirely your fault.
Finding my pants in the morning should not make me this proud
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