so I'm never txting u again after today...
y?
cuz i don't wanna see it on blogspot :)
ha...too late
Pissed on my Blackberry at the Astros game. Wish me luck explaining that one at work.
that thing about your dad's boner was meant to be a compliment
If there's anything in this world better than hotboxing in the rain I haven't found it yet.
Agreed
Horny girl and non horny girl have different views on life
Her thighs are so strong. I thought my head was gonna get crushed when I was eating her out
Just used water from the fish tank for the bong. Thank you fishy.
So I woke up in a strange bed with a note taped to my arm giving me directions back to my brothers apartment.
Btw, just wanna point out that you've hooked up with two guys whose birthdays are today. Congratulations, you have a type!
What happened to the good old days when we whispered the words beer pong and people came running?
GET OVER HERE. HOTTIE ALERT
^^^This is why you should have charged your phone prior to going out.
Are you still going to come over for your post Alcoholics Anonymous beer?
If I don't have tequila in my hand soon, I'm going to have to violate human rights laws
I feel like I could get pregnant watching Zac Efron do yard work in this movie
New life goal: Sex in a parking lot surrounded by a circle of fire.
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