like what am i supposed to say "im thinking of how bad that sex was"?
kyle and i were puking, simultaneously, off the front porch at 4 am, and in the middle of it he looks up, reaches his hand over, and says "knucks." And then I proceeded to fist bump him. By farrr the best time I've ever had puking.
I just had someone call me out on a walk of shame via megaphone
UD be completely fine. you don't lose control just keep a positive environment. for example i really want to lick the wall cause red is delicious but i don't have to.
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On the bright side, at least we arent the generation raised by fucked up teen moms.
i think i have that disease where you wake up in strange places drunk.
She just sucked the buffalo sauce out of my beard. I've never been so disgusted and hard in my life.
Either call me back or tell me you're in jail. For fucks sake. If this is a cop, just help out. national league.
first party of the semester tomorrow. thinking of wearing a huge sign that says "my summer was good" to avoid the 67 questions and get straight to drinking
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You might have crossed the line by jerking off while she was in the bathroom taking a prego test. Just saying
I took a hang over nap infront of the door to my 9am class
Are you really surprised she can't remember? That's like 50 people. I couldn't rattle off all 50 state capitols off the top of my head, you're bound to forget a few here and there
All of my friends are talking about changing their lives because they have an alcohol addiction and I'm over here reminding my boss that it's national beer day.
EVERYBODY CALM YOUR SHIT
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