I'm pretty sure the new "vibrating mascara" is just a disguised dildo for those of us who are too ashamed to purchase a real one.
Well, at least their eye lashes will look good while they masturbate shamefully.
I just went to a chocolate syrup wrestling party I think you need to get on my level
What happened to chicks over dicks?
That rule does not apply to 9 inch dicks..
I was chocking and even did the sign for it..And you continued to just laugh
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Even though ive seen her get fisted by another girl at a party, shes still a doctor.
I'm currently trying to decide if crown or wild turkey will hurt worse coming back out through my nose later.
Peed in a sink tonight. That drunk. I'm not proud of myself for what I did. But to carry it out with such class. I should be awarded
Blasting venetian snares and drinking a beer. I love being an adult. It's like being a child but with beer for breakfast, better music, and no one yells at you.
When you put my balls in your mouth i just want to buy you expensive gifts...you know what i mean?
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Apparently I yelled "Spring Break 1984" at a drunk couple fighting on the side of the road.
So yes we had an orgy last night and I sucked your tits while you fucked my husband but I am weird about sharing my toothbrush.
Whoever decided to put a Denny's that close to the strip club is a genius.
Btw, I feel the need to make sure we have no misunderstanding about this. So here goes. I'll happily mess around with you again. However, I probably won't do it while you're dressed like a creepy clown. Or any clown.
she's a drunken disney princess. so basically me if i had a crown and no desire for independence.
Honestly, I want an afternoon of mild abuse, mixed with face fucking and general molestation that turns in love making, laughter and cinnamon toast crunch naked in bed.
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