yours is so small it looks like an acorn!!
All semester I have been trying to figure out if this kid in front of me is gay. His cell phone just went off with Britney's "Circus". Case closed.
Do you think we're allowed to sign male strippers into the building with a valid id?
Guy next to me at the plasma center is high and watching porn on his itouch. I am wayy to hung over for this level of poor.
I think the imperative here is that I literally knocked down a sorority house with the force of my dick.
Totally forgot this... How weird was it when they were licking our faces
please stop yelling "ITS NARNIAAAAAAAAA" out of our window at the lone person walking home in the snow
this is worse than the time i threw up a condom.
while she was riding me, she looked at me and said "this is why mom told me learning how to ride a horse would be important for my future"
Nah nah nah the rules are different on st patty day, drink beer or die. It's like the hunger games but blurrier
$200 on plane. $110 on train. $5 per drink on plane. $15 per case on train. Plane 1 hour flight. Train 9 hour excursion. Hmmmmm.
If my bootycall doesn't bring over a Baconnator, I swear to fucking God, I'm not letting him in. The hunger is that real. Forget his Persian dick.
I need more than 2 fuckable people this is an outrage
He woke up to me masturbating during the presidential address. Now he won't stop making jokes.
Is it disrespectful or patriotic to pole dance on an american flag pole?
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