Me too ba-by. I wanna bite your ear lobes they are so fat.
YOU GOT EVICTED FROM A TRAILER PARK!?!? WTF!!!!!
Oh. My. God. Best non-relationship, he-might-be-cheating-on-his-boyfriend-but-I-can't-tell-because-of-the-language-barrier sex EVER!
we watched a tutorial on how to do guidette makeup
I'd give my left nut to see you
don't do that. I like the set
It took him longer to remove his skinny jeans than it did for him to finish. I didn't even have time to realize it sucked until it was already over.
I'd like to say he was whispering sweet nothings into my ear all night but really he was just whispering "pussyyy"
When the cops come you probably shouldn't be poking cars with a stick.
Guys, right now i need a picture of a squirrel, preferably with one of you guys but not necessary.
She kept crying and asking why I couldn't look more like Dennis quaid.
Me too it's so nice. Debated studying out there but woulda been 90% babe-watching 5% flexing 3% studying and 2% talkin my boners down.
I woke up and there was pizza slices on the fucking walls of my room
I smoked out of two pipes at the same time while my friends wielded the lighters last night. It felt like I graduated to the next level of stoner.
Give me a minute. I'm trying to buy moonshine from a railroad worker named "Cowboy."
got cock blocked by the cops again. two of the cops were the same ones from that t bell incident and they recognized me... they still dont like me
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