what do kids with lesbian moms do for father's day? like do you talk about it? is it awkward? do you get the butchy mom a card?
I don't think there's a better bc pill reminder then when teen mom comes on
She had to leave early so she could get ready for her high school's homecoming. I hope her date likes sloppy seconds.
every time i wear that dress i get kicked out of a bar.
I call it my summer of slut; except summer lasts from May until December. It's been incredibly successful
I feel wrong giving my mom a cash gift full of dirty stripper money.
you spent the rest of the night making a recipe for mixed drink called "the new years bowel remover". it has 13 parts but judging from the bold all caps, the boiled avocado is the most important
There is ecstasy everywhere. Get over here right no5w. The 5 is silent.
I dont know how to respond to your rave picture. I mean yeah, he's hot, but it just seems wrong to be like "Please tell me you fucked that guy with the pacifier!"
I'm starting a point system. For every 2 beer runs i do for u slackers i get a free bottle of Barefoot.
Just streaked campus for a bottle of patron...maybe you're right...I might have a drinking problem...
I WOULD NEVER MIX DICK AND MCDONALDS
If my plane goes down do me a favor. Break into my house and get the batman costume and swing out of my bedroom.
sober me thinks like you do. drunk me needs sober me's advice. am i allowed to go to his house?
I looked into her soul, didn't I?
You eye-fucked her soul.
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