GM filed for bankruptcy, all the dealerships closed, and it's june and I'm in jeans and a sweatshirt and I'm cold. What is the point of living in this state anymore?
Yeah, I tried playing the "see how long he can stay inside of me" game.. And I lost.
This sounds like "Sober" Ericka. Sorry that message wasn't for you. I only do business with "Fell off the wagon" Ericka. Please pass that message along to her.
youre not allowed to be friends with girls ive double teamed. period.
You left a trail of sequins from your dress incase we got lost
i'm drinking margaritas from a pouch...really dont think i'm in the position to judge anyone...
knew it was a bad idea. the look she gave me when i left her roommates bedroom in the morning really illustrated that.
To the person who left a cup of vomit in the bathroom: I commend you for your aim but you are dead to me- not an ideal birthday present.
She texted her brother about how much she loved his hot tub. He responded three days later that he wasn't aware he owned a hot tub.
we're stoned watching those roller coaster simulators w our hands up screaming on our couch
People are stripping in McDonalds. Do I join?
YES.
I talked to the pizza guy for 10 minutes about my truck, I don't even have a truck
I might be offended if you don't bang me tomorrow. You know, for America.
The fact he has had a girlfriend for 5 years and they are trying to work it out isn’t going to stop me from sleeping with him. He said it himself you can’t cheat on someone you love...
Oh and sorry for almost killing all of us last night... twice...
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