Next weekend I am getting a library card and staying my whore ass home.
At the T-Rex bar with my nephew...only in Disney can I have a beer and a soda at the bar with a 4 year old
they told me her nickname is "wizard sleeve"
pick me up NOW
i'm sorry, but my penis isnt the solution to your problems
She dumped a fish bowl of alcohol on herself. Just like flash dance.
i figure now that we're number one party school im obligated to black out at least 4 days a week. andddd go.
You are one of my favorite baseball you have fun today
Just skate-of-shamed, shirtless, with a bucket or margaritas. Good luck beating that one.
My throw up tasted like pumpkin, fall is right around the corner.
Bored of what? I stayed up all night researching sex toys because I'm excited to do things with you that I haven't done in 29 years of having a body.
This is what we get for finishing a whole box of Franzia by ourselves
Eating an avocado like an apple while doing shots of fireball and watching finding nemo. I need to get my shit together.
That went from 0 to lesbian orgy much faster than expected...
I never thought I'd say this but there's too many dicks around here.
Yup we found her. The bouncer was carrying her out
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