guess who was drunk and crawling in the middle of the road and got brought home by the police last night? HINT: ME
Soooo my gf got the droid and doesn't have BBM anymore, I think its over for her
I don't know if you realize how depressing it is to get your card denied....when you're only spending $4.
I should do something nice for her. Like sign her up for "What Not To Wear."
Some fat girl belted her graduation gown. That is not a good look for anyone.
We made a late night liquor run, made margaritas and bloody marys and then retreated to opposite sides of the house to drink them. Alone.
You guys make me sad
You misspelled jealous there
so he woke up after being passed out and yelled that he had brought back moon rocks for everybody...
Random question, but did I leave a spoon on your dresser last night?
My boyfriend just asked what time I was coming over. As soon as my old BF unchains me. I think he ran away.
All my money is going towards making my vagina hairless
Worth it.
I'm going to be an 8 year old girl down there foreverrrr #fountainofyouth
Okay let's look at your past accomplishments you've done hungover... Sat great score, academic decathlon, state for track. I think you are solid to go out tonight
You have mono. It's like being pregnant, your are excused from normal social niceties like responding to people.
This girl is wasted dancing to The Final Countdown. She's grinding on a guy who came to the bar in a track jacket and a wife beater
Holy fuck where did this cat tattoo on my ass come from
Like he legitimately was standing straight up, feet on the roof, not holding on to a moving car.
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