Where are you???
With some dude on the way to his house to blaze
You went back to a stranger's house????
He isn't a stranger...he used to be on kids, inc.
I love LA.
i want to open my blinds to let the sunlight in my room, but i'm afraid my neighbors will be able to see me drinking and judge me
I just walked into his bathroom to see two poops floating... no toilet paper. WTF!?
So he told me he wanted to fertilize my caviar. Im avoiding all foreign exchange students from now on.
he got a charlie horse midthrust which triggered my orgasm we're still sorting this out.
If you can get laid in a rudolph onesie you are doing something right my friend.
I'm not considering your visit a success until we've fucked every cock in the ethnic rainbow...between the four of us we should have it done by x-mas
Also, am I the only one who noticed he didn't fuck you until after you were technically a cripple? Or am I reading into this too much? Congrats on that btw
I want you to read this conversation tomorrow and be proud of the fact that you taught me how to decipher any drunk message. Good job.
All I know, is I had green sex and beer and got driven home. That's it.
Dude he's moving to fucking Germany now. What is it about your vagina that makes men want to flee the continent?
one more hour of this work bullshit and I'm off to get high with your cat.
I need to go home for the safety of everyone in a 10 mile radius, especially me
I'm at the fucking ritz Carlton and I would leave here to cuddle with her. Not even fuck, just cuddle. What th hell is wrong with me?
I think it's called love, bro
It's fucking 2020, I should be able to watch Netflix in the buff while making brownies without you getting preachy about it.
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