try this...when you orgasm scream his address including city state and zip...
Ikea night.
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Insert tab A into swedish slot B
I hope you're ready because I look like an elf on crack had a baby in the medieval era and that baby grew up to be a whore
Quoting wale wont save you from herpes
you know u lost to a carboard cut out of sammy sosa in beer pong last night.
You came in as I got off work, ordered us jack and cokes. Put them on my tab, and then proceeded to fall asleep on the bar.
I don't even know where to begin....there's queso sauce and public hair stuck to everything
well shes beginning to earn a reputation as "the girl who tries to bone her hook ups in the ass with a pickle"
Everyone else in class agrees the weed smell is coming from me
May or may not have just put tequila in my special "kids+" orange juice fortified with vitamins a, b, c, d, e, and now t.
Sunday mornings are confusing. Like. I can't decide if I want to go for a run or start drinking
I know EXACTLY where things went wrong with her...I didn't use Cheetos as a wooing tool.
danced like there was no tomorrow. surprise. there's a tomorrow
I am mentally ready for anal.
Today, this cop risk his life to save me from a sink hole but all I could do is laugh, I was so stoned
Randomize
