That guy over there looks like a cartoon/action figure.
omg, i know.
we're too high.
of course he's cheating on me, she's 100x prettier and she can do the splits
I just found my coat check number in my underwear.
would it be completely unacceptable to smoke a cig outside naked? im already doing it so what you say doesn't matter.
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I just saw a dude sitting IN a bush, weeping and playing a harmonica. I hope your day is going better than his.
Is it love? I honestly haven't even thought about watching porn for over a week now, and haven't thought about fucking any strangers either. It's quite eerie.
okay, please tell me Cammy is the one who put the picture and note on my desk saying "beat off to this homeboy"
I've also decided that the true test of whether or not you should marry a girl is if she will willingly blow you while you eat Oreos.
I JUST ATE A STRANGE BURRITO, I SHOULD NOT BE EXPECTED TO KNOW ANYTHING RIGHT NOW.
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Bake him heart shaped cookies?!? Send him a picture of your tits like an ADULT!
You can see my drunken state get worse with each picture
Still breathing?
Still breathing , but quite out of it. I think I hallucinated like 20 action sequences.
What.
Buying drug test kits off amazon. And qualifying for amazonSmile donation to a kids hospital feels wrong and funny at the same time xD
Fun fact: My predictive text now prompts "walrus" as the most likely word to follow "intoxicated"...
Why does 10AM Spanish always turn into a discussion about my sex life?
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