their songs make me feel all the things I wanna feel. Ya dig?
and what kinds of feelings would these be?
Happy, horny, occasionally hungry
sometimes I think that if I just met him. he would have a crazy realization and fall madly in love with me. what do you say? I'm not just another fan.
I FOUND THE PROF I'M GOING TO FUCKKKK.
She told me she cured her bulemia by popping hydrocodone after she ate. that way she would be rewarded for not puking. I like the way she thinks
And he tried to make it as casual as possible by asking where i was going on vacation while he was poundin me.
Cumming on a girls face is guy code for you're not wife material.
I like to think of it as a lesbian feast.
my goal was to make out with as many people dressed as batman as possible. I have my priorities.
I just saw my 7th grade teacher at the club. We had a pretty good talk over drinks. Turns out we both like dancing on tables.
All I know is I drank too much, danced too little.. yet somehow woke up on the floor in the arms of some cowboy.
All I've been thinking about for the past 12 hours is sex and SEAWORLD
I'm on day 4 of clean eating. I call it the "whore by June" program
I've never had to kick an employee out of bed to go to work before.
i just called dibs on the taxi driver at the bar that isnt drinking. im a grown up
My dog and I just went outside to pee together.
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