how can you tell if its a queef or a fart from that close?
you know you've been in a long relationship when u start retiring sex toys
well, atleast the road to alcoholism is fun.
Okay, we really need to start training for the St Pattys parade. 48 hours of green beer won't end well if we don't prep ourselves. 2 week bender starts now
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Any night you end up on the couch next to the trash can with a bag of white wine on your head is a rough night.
I suppose drinking a cosmo at lunch alone can't look good but I mean... sometimes it's just necessary
He tried to use a signal flare to light the bong
And?
He melted the stem
Jameson and I invented street rugby last night. Yeah
We would be rich. And the whole world would be stoned.
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Fuck off I wasn't that drunk. I was still able to toss froot loops in the air and catch them in my mouth.
And in your bra. It was quite entertaining.
found $100 my ex got arrested and I can receive free health insurance I gotta tell ya 2014 is really going to be my year
I'm worried about how taking care of my mom's dog while being on acid will go.
Let he who has not made drunken spaghetti at 3 a.m. cast the first stone.
I put the area codes from ludacris' "area codes" into our expensive data visualization software at work, it's been a productive day
it wasnt that bad
you tried to climb into my fireplace while screaming TO DIAGON ALLEY! we didnt even watch harry potter. it was bad
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