shes got a really nice body. but her face is eh.
you dont need a face to have sex
Currently looking for a new liver on ebay. Struggle.
she said "can't you just pull out and cum on my face? I hate scooping jizz out of my vag".
I'm assuming you texted me by mistake. you're not jizzing in or on me again, thanks for playing, douchebag.
Locked out of the apartment with just a box of wine way to begin the weekend.
Just saw someone buying TWO six packs of O'Doul's. WHY ??
the higher we get, the more he looks like ray charles.
Well I pulled a muscle in my leg dancing in the tanning booth drunk at 1 pm soooo there's that
judging by her collection of mens sweaters, shes fucked the entire lands end catalog.
if you had such a terrible roommate you would understand. jacking off in his conditioner is just the start.
No gay bar. My eyemake up looks like sex and Im using these dick daggers of mine tonight.
My walk of shame turned into having to get his dad to tow my best friends car out of the snowbank in his driveway
The important thing is that she is gone, presumably back to the depths of hell from whence she came.
Video footage says last night I reincarnated as stripper Shania Twain... Man, I feel like a (slutty) woman.
Hey when you get home, can you do me a solid and throw one of your pregnancy tests on my bed?
EPT or First Response?
it looks like a nuclear can of fuck blew up in here
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