i just met a girl who was sent to the hospital for using her phone as a vibrator and got electrocuted. 4 weeks later she got sent back for shoving a hot dog up there. welcome to the teenage american society
I have one thing to say: spongebath.
I wish that wasn't all you had to say. And by that, I mean I wish you hadn't said that at all.
I believe that I finger-banged my way to the top of the corporate ladder.
If you bang a chick other than your girlfriend while playing tiger woods on xbox I wonder if an accomplishment would come up...
the vast amounts of cleavage i'm sporting to my final says "no, I didn't study but don't worry I've got something lined up for when I don't graduate".
Yes, that was me on the jumbo tron. No, i don't know why i was hiding.
i was super drunk. to the point where i was putting shredded cheese on a fork, putting hot sauce on it then dipping it in salsa. it was awesome.
There are work activities and non work activities and dunking my head in a bucket of ice water pulling it out and shotguning a beer is certainly not a work activity
The only thing that was weird was that it WASN'T weird when she got out of the shower and saw me blowing him.
I can HEAR him staring at your boobs.
Let's be honest dude, you almost cried when I gave you a handy, you are not ready for a relationship, I knew this.
He skipped an important family function with his dying father to fuck me. Terrible human, amazing fuck buddy.
My blue shorts are now brown from all the stripper fake tan
Interesting, I was always told to run away from crazy, but you seem to think we should run towards them dick first.
I woke up using a beer can as a pillow. successful party?
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