$4 taco and $400 parking ticket. i am not a cheap date.
You guys coming?
We are smoking out the bouncer? But after that sure
Should I have kids to fix a relationship??
the three of them together have enough kids to fill a barney live audience.
my whole body is tingling just thinking about the orgasm hes going to give me
God my Facebook chat is a graveyard of old blowjobz
Want to know what makes for a better story than treehouse sex? Getting busted during treehouse sex
i came outside and he was eating her out on my lawn. i refuse to pick up the dog shit in my yard so i hope he chose the spot wisely
Well, you're 18 and dating a 28 year old. Who has a wife. Who isn't you. I would guess that's why your mom frowns upon the relationship.
I'm literally in the bathroom for two minutes and I walk out to a random dude with his face in your tits
You'd be proud. Took my birth control today at 12:30 with a Budweiser. Guy across the bar saw and held his bottle up to salute me 😂
The next time you scream bombs away when you are inside me will be the last time you are inside me
Are those your contacts stuck to the mirror?!
Yeah. Drunk me tried to put my contacts on the mirror where my eyes were.
Does the girl you just banged want anything from Taco Bell?
Oh and sorry for almost killing all of us last night... twice...
Randomize
