did i leave my keys in your car? BTW: sorry for throwing that drink on your date.
Let's start a violent farting gang. We can do walkbys.
there's just something about her that screams "i'm into chicks who wear flannel"
She actually asked me 'is it in yet?' I deleted the vid.
i woke up convinced that my room was backwards i tried to go into the closet to get outta my room
Just took a celebratory "i havent slept with anyone in this bar" shot. yesssss....
hes the hot one from work who thought i was dead after my party
The hot guy sitting next to me in the lib is reading a book called "Impersonal sex in public places." How wrong would it be to give him my number when I bounce?
I just want you to know that I'm, like, 45% hard right now.
By the way seagulls wings are very soft. And the lesbian and or by sexual twins say hello. Be home in the little bit time frame.
You gave your boss a bj to get the safe employee of the month award?
You could woo kevin with a boquet of breakfast burritos. He loves those burritos. You could use the hot sauce packets like babies breathe
Bring me a cialis. .. I feel like having a super dick today
Knowing there are different types of spiders in different countries and regions makes me never want to travel.
If I had any lingering questions about my sexuality, the strip club tonight verified I'm 100% gay
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