So I'm pretty sure when I was giving a Birthday Blow J, he went to grab my boob, but grabbed a fat roll and asked "You're not wearing a bra?"
everyone who works at gamestop is basically destined to live with their parents for the rest of their lives... so i said no.
I have no idea. I woke up naked on someones toilet locked in the bathroom with two baby kittens.
So i know you wont get this until you land, but if i'm late its cause i was having sex. being blunt and hope that explains things.
Russians do not operate on the same level as the rest of us. hoping I wake up tomorrow
He said he wanted to make me his Twinkie, "filled with his delicious cream." ABSOLUTELY 100% NO YOU MAY NOT REPEAT ****NOT**** GIVE HIM MY NUMBER EVER EVER EVER. Please confirm receipt and full comprehension of this message.
I have nothing to lose. And a bunch of dick to gain.
It looks like I promised him my virginity, in spanish. What the hell did you give me?
I can not be a lesbian living on Beaverland.
she opened a can of olives, drained the juice and poured ranch dressing in. oh and 'croutons' (saltines) on top...
You kept asking us from the backseat if you were driving ok and then you kept talking to your hiccups and yelling at them to "stop it already!"
When you make me feel sane and well-adjusted, it is time to reevaluate your night out habits. Just sayin'.
Okay penises are actually pretty exciting. The people attached to them are an entirely different story
i feel like doing his laundry was not included in the job description when we became fuck buddies.
Basically we had a threesome in one room and a fivesome in the next room. Its what I like to call a win win situation.
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