what ever happened to devon sawa?
fuck...who knows?
i'm really worried about him.
I just spewed blue gatorade in the shower. It looked like the ocean.
It's a long way off yet but I've started planning my eviction party. Be prepared, it includes jungle juice.
I'm crossing my legs while pooping. Taking a shit has never looked so proper.
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I thought the cops would know I was on shrooms because I was 10ft tall.
Come over, I want to eat cookie dough off your dick.
Its 10:23 on a monday morning and im craving jello shots, this is a problem
My living room is scattered with glow sticks wrappers, sparklers, face paint & beer cans?
It's not as cool looking when the drugs wear off, is it?
No. I'm wrapped up in my sheets like a burrito. Carry me
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My pubes were yanked out by the root when they got caught in the condom. I think it's time for a bikini wax.
The exact people you expect to find at a bar at 2pm are here. Come visit. We'd really like the company.
I wore the clothes I got arrested in last night to work today.....there is no where but up from here!
Nothing like casual arson to brighten your day
I woke up on the hammock spooning a box of Cheese Itz.
I'd invite you over to drink but then I wouldn't be drinking by myself.
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