I created a new tequila drink. it is a mix of excitement and fear instilled in innocent people.
Yeah, i don't remember peeing. or meeting the girl.
that girl is introducing herself into your group of friends one dick at a time.
I know. They started calling me The Incident. The hotel maids, that is.
Thanks for not waking me up before the firefighters chopped down my door
so, what part of "he's slept with a guy" do you not understand?
It's safe to say that bucket of tequila night can NEVER HAPPEN AGAIN.
We sat in his closet and drank four loko out of my camelbak for an hour in the dark. You tell me how my night went.
I just kept screaming "I'm fucking a preacher's son!" Also, this water tastes like weed.
I found out that rock climbing and alcohol does not go together. Ask my broken arm.
So, I'm either with my future life partner or my future life taker. And his brother. lol. I'll let you know when I get home alive.
I also have bagel bites. I know that's not as big an incentive as the cocksucking but.....
I planned to shave today but it's Friday the 13th I might cut something
Ps. I'm slapping the bag. It's an emergency.
when I found u, u were using a t-shirt for pants
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