As it turns out, drunk trust falling that guy at the top of the waterslide didn't really work out for anyone..
I'm not sure how exactly, but this funeral has turned into a ridiculous night of drinking games
There needs to be a crayon color for how blue my balls are
just found out they live across the street from coke dealers... rethinking the new years resolution
I'm in the sex attic, crying, eating french toast and taco
I bet the guy on the treadmill next to me with the noise-canceling headphones wishes he could trade them for smell-canceling noseplugs. Hard to believe that last one did not involve any pants-shitting on my part.
Evvvvvveryone knows we hooked up in the DJ booth. People call it the BJ booth now. I've created a legacy
I really have a thing for Greek chicks; I feel like while we are having sex she has the ability to make hummus which is just too appealing for me to pass up.
You dove at him but passed out mid dive. Shame it wasnt a costume party your superman suit wouldve been clutch in the situation
Whats a little naked between friends. Just don't laugh or I'll be scared for life.
Okay well for one he didn't speak any english but before any happened he made me use the translator to consent
I HAVE A STRAIGHT LINE ACROSS MY ASS ABOUT THE WIDTH OF A SLIM JIM. ERICA!
My party ended early and I have a mountain of shrimp and weed
i woke up and couldnt remember who was in my bed and it was so dark.. i rolled over and started kissing him and feeling his face because hey... if the blind can see like that.. maybe i could too
Well, not only did I find out the Top Knight has roof access, I also let a guy I just met eat me out on the roof. Seems like a lot of wins if you ask me.
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