I just realized that I've become that person they make the alcohol warnings on medicine for.
So all semester this guy and girl have been talking, and today is the last class and we are doing nothing. I would have skipped but I want to see if he seals the deal or pusses out. It's like a season finale.
on my arm i have a score card from when we apparently had a competition to see who could harden his nipples fastest..
who won?
THAT is your concern right now?
I seriously dont think i have ever ridden a horse sober.
Any little, cute, petite blondes with you?
Nah, I got some slutty brunettes though.
They really brought out their best strippers for vday weekend
There is a nerf war going on here. I just cleaned the blood out of the fridge
It's totally ok to sleep with him. The only place I have feelings for him is in my vagina.
Well, my nose won't stop bleeding from really bad cocaine and my purse is full of plastic gold coins. Also, someone saved in my phone as "tyrannosaurus sex" won't quit texting me. Savannah won. Let's put it that way.
I'm so poor. I just wiped my ass with cocktail napkins... That I stole from the neighbors... When I was over there stealing Cheetos.
He said that he doesn't like skittles. This relationship is over an it hasn't even started yet.
Is it bad that I want a job purely so I can buy drugs with without feeling like I am sacrificing my future?
Why do you think I have a job?
Stoned stonnnnnnned on the raaaaange
I swear, when I turn 21 in four months, I'm going to carry a flask around with me, and make a drinking game out of everything.
I don't particularly remember setting a firecracker off in my hand. No more tequila.
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