i just saw a white kid with an afro using a martini shaker as a coffee thermos. go college.
'in an unhealthy relationship' should def be an fb option
Let's go to weight watchers and eat in front of them.
you know that annoying kid in my psych class? accidentally hit him in the face with a door today. perfect end to the semester.
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So after we got done with our cardiac arrest patient, I thought how awesome would it be to hook up the defibrillator pads to cook a burrito.
dude... how have they not drug tested you yet?
Dude, she literally just asked me if her mac'n'cheese makes me horny. I think I found the one.
and then she judged me for using my bra as a potholder. hard times my friend, welcome to college.
we took shots then she made me eat a dill pickle with cream cheese wrapped in a piece of turkey.
Depending on hangover severity. The fact that I can spell severity is in your favor.
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I woke up in an empty bathtub with the wrong brother
My inner buddhist recalls, "You receive the d when you aren't looking for it, only when the d wants you." True story.
I really want to throw this drink in your face but it was 6 dollars that shits expensive
I feel like im becoming the girl who only drunk texts him. I would be in the dog house, if situations like this had dog houses.
I just got hit with cramps and found a mystery pill. I'm gonna stay put for an hour and at least see what happens.
Are you the reason I woke up without pants?
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