Dude wtf I'm sitting behind some girl in class who is creeping on my facebook page. I don't even know who she is..
I don't know if you realize how depressing it is to get your card denied....when you're only spending $4.
well after we realized that his best friend and my twin sister were hooking up it was kind of an unsopken agreement that we would too
This flask doesn't match my outfit. I hope the gays don't mind.
I think I just fucked my first person born during the Clinton administration
I mean it's not my fault he had a floor mat that read "put out or get out". What was I supposed to do?
This place smells like bottom shelf liquor and broken dreams
I was more than drunk as hell I have rug burn on my elbows from ninja roles on the ground..
It's hard to be judgmental of others when you are wearing silver pleather.
Tried to figure out where I was without opening my eyes this morning for like twenty minutes. Not even close. Not even the right state.
There was booze on his face and I wanted it. I'm not sorry.
Im currently watching two girls making out. In the library. Hope your studying is going as good as mine is. Haha
I walked by the two of them and mouthed "fuck me" based on there reaction I think they just came in their pants
Sometimes I just want to serenade his penis with cheesy 80s songs.
Like I just asked Greg why I don't have a crown for my vagina. That drunk.
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