we had that weird still in bed morning after conversation. Her dad is the vp of my company.
you yelled "you will never make love to jesus" and then ran into the tv.
i just uploaded pictures of my nephew, and you & d puking in the same toilet. i think i should keep them in the same album. show my nephew what he has to look forward to.
Doctorate. Vaginahole. Cinnamon. Rainbow. Fill in the blanks in the morning.
Dude he fell into my wall and left an imprint then decided to have sex with the door open. Vents carry noise pretty well
And then he posed under the bed and said, "you should draw me like one of your french girls." Why do they keep giving this kid drugs?
What drink are we having for lunch?
You come home the day the world is supposed to end. Well played Mayans.
Less adorably, the dog stared me down, yelping, while I gave him a morning blowie.
Is 28 too old to get fingered in Centennial Park? Asking for a friend.
I threw up a lot of peanut butter last night.
I thought my neighbors locked me out of the building. Then I remembered I was drunk. PUSH AND TURN.
after that bj i gave him, i could fucking punch his mom and he wouldn't give a shit
Always great to be boarding a plane when you realize that what you thought was gas is actually very untrustworthy
I could hear it slapping against his thighs under the robe!!!!!!!!! You are a lucky girl!
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