shaved balls and baby powder=awesome
If you're on a tempurpedic mattress do you think you can feel if someone is jacking off right next to you?
You don't understand, Single Ladies is like the Don't Stop Believing of the gay community.
congratulations to me i think I am on the road to legitimate alcoholism
cool. same. I'm in class drinking
NOT OKAY
sorry for partying
THATS NOT PARTYING THATS DRINKING IN CLASS
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Nm. Exausted and my teeth just fell out again
2nd year in a row being a arrested before school starts...tradition at its finest
MAYDAY. glass in foot, have crush on guy with mullet.life is over.
there is nothing ok with the fact that that was the 4th time i peed in the same parking ramp
Hold on. At Sephora trying to decide what despair smells like.
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just for future reference, lake water is NOT mix for hard stuff. nor is it an adequate substitute.
I believe in your delicious
Is that your mom climbing in your window dude
I opened my eyes to the dog snorting coke, I decided it was best to just close my eyes and forget what I saw
we promised ourselves we wouldn't get too drunk, and what happens? I wake up the next morning with half a mcdouble in one pocket and some barbie clothes in the other.
I got conspiracy theory drunk.
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