Lady with a stroller in a bar. Think she's out of my league?
People are suprisingly accepting of someone doing a walk of shame in a toga...
this mix will be the most desperate cry for affection in the history of itunes.
I just won 10 dollars from out chugging the bar tender and I found out that the baby aint mine in the last hour. I don't even care if l get laid tonight any more.
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They ran out of vodka so we started doing Body Doritos.
Hello you've reached the get a clue corp. Our business hours are from take a hint to figure it out, eastern standard time. If you prefer to leave a message, don't, call back when you're not crazy, fat, and annoying.
I made him an O's fan. One pic of my tits coming out of a Baltimore shirt and it was done.
Milk that cash cow for all the shots she's worth
Walk of shame: Easter Edition. He is risen.
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Stoned, drunk, and walking into the library. Look at me multitasking!
So apparently when I'm drunk and want water I pant like a dog and expect to have water given to me..
I am laying in your bed and just found a bottle of wine under your pillow ...should have married you...
In my defense, there are at least three ways to die doing that, and I'm still here. America, Fuck Yeah!
This is why I only drink in places with a C or D health rating
I woke up with her finger in my vag. Let's just say that I'm one horny inquisitive drunk.
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