Omg alex and i were cooking weiners on a campfire and a bear came and i am waayyy too high for this
he was so drunk he doesn't remember anything. I have to break up with him all over again
in the middle of it he kept shouting: im going to be masturbating to this for the rest of my life
all the sharp corners in my house are covered with litter foam blocks. al set for partying
i was the DD for the swedish students tonight. Got paid 23 dollars for driving 10 miles. gotta love ignorance and the confusion conversion brings.
when did my "fat clothes" just become my clothes...diet starts tomorrow
she wouldn't stop crying, so we sang her to sleep. i'm guessing you will find her in the same position by the toilet in the morning. night.
Tim john just told us the story about him losing his virginity at 14 during church on the emergency exit staircase. This is day drinking?
Update. He just picked me up and tried to demonstrate
Drinking, I should not. Got here I don't know. Still drunk, I am. At courtneys.
my last clear memory of the night was being offered a shot but having so much alcohol in my hands that someone literally had to pour it in my mouth for me. after that it pretty much skips to waking up face down and shirtless on my floor.
I don't want a mention or even a whisper of a Shakespeare Festival by that or any other name including, but not limited to, a fucking Renaissance Fair. Are we clear? It will be a DEALBREAKER .
There's times when I just want to bottle my farts for later they're so insane.
He? As in you personified your dick?
We walked 3 miles to the strip club. Stopped for roadies, it wasn't that bad.
home. only unpacked the necessities...contact case and beer.
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