he gave me an orgasm. multiple times. the weird stuff he did in middle school is now irrelevant.
You must have had one hell of a time explaining to that girl why aladin soundtrack was playing on repeat in your room when you got back
Horny girl and non horny girl have different views on life
I feel like I had eight dicks in my mouth
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its been so long even thinking about having a dick inside me makes me sore
who was wearing the fake mustache? I just found one in my cleavage
I think i morst likely have 95 %patulas for hands and probably i also went to eGypt with so manyfriends. We laids in the sarcaphoguses.
You sound pretty unsure about all of this.
sooo I am sorta kinda using your name as my stripper stage name.
no dude free pina colada`s taste like what I would expect my penis to taste like except gay-er.
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I just saw a bunch of drunk old guys riding on the side of a modified old fire truck yelling at cars and smoking while they looked for parking...promise we will be just like them when we grow up?
I'm craigslisting fire trucks as we speak
The last time I've felt a woman's touch, the twin towers were compromised. You can wait like one week
what better to celebrate not being pregnant than to eat a bowl full of rum soaked pineapples?
That's right. I just LL Cool J'ed you up in this bitch. Zero fucks.
Im selling my dirty underwear to pay for that cruise. NO JUDGEMENT . I love you lol ❤❤ also dont tell anyone
Well now I’m in the bathroom puking up absinthe so guess I beat myself up over it one way or the other
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