He can hate all he wants but were fucking with these crocs on
I'm seeing double. Its like being in a room full of people
We're playing Big Buck Hunter to determine who buys the next pitchers. And they said video games wouldn't help me later in life
I just helped a group of highschool stoners find a safe place to smoke I feel like a responsible rolemodel
ill give you the fast version. Hooked up with 17 year old coworker while housestting for my boss
I'm cutting her off I can't have my good name soiled with these kinds of shenanigans
Shit is preposterous
Reasonably certain my seventh grade teacher is encouraging me to drop acid on twitter
Just bailed on her the best way possible. Got tickets to the game. Only issue is.... if we lose, we not only lost, but I skipped sex to watch us lose
The appetizer at the dinner I went to tonight was Klonopin and a Bloody Mary.
Clearly you've confused me for someone who has their shit together, and honestly I have no idea how you did that.
I mean it's up to you where you want to sleep but I'm telling you you're going to hear us have sex no matter what room you're in.
Fair enough
I don't feel like that was meant as a compliment, but really still feels like one
Guy peeing and puking at the same time in the women's restroom? So impressed that I can't be offended
Chaz got drunk and passed out so we superglued a kazoo to his mouth. Listening to him Panic when he woke up was fucking hilarious.
Get over here and bring your drill!!! The strippers next door need help installing a stripper pole by their pool
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