She laid down on my bed and played "I want you to want me" on my laptop. subtle.
im flying all the way to minnesota to see him for four days... cutest-best-friend-reunion or most-epic-booty-call-ever?
who says it cant be both...
my goal is to not remember how i make a living by 9pm saturday night
How do you set tits on fire ? I swear her tits were on fire.
That's okay, during storytime I would have to sit on my hands so I wouldn't touch everyone. Explains a lot...
you went over to those random dudes and told them you were an ordained minister and would like to bless their food. they laughed and agreed, then you said "now bow your heads in prayer" as soon as they did you grabbed a taco off their tray and bolted out the door.
I swear they were about to hook up!!
I know because I was in the tub taking an imaginary silent bath. They stopped cuz I gagged on my shot.
the paramedics asked what clubs id be in next weekend so they can plan ahead.
Quick question, when did I develop feelings, and how can I make them go away?
That's two questions.
Come to office depot with me I need help picking out a daily planner that will help me keep all of my casual sex dates organized.
Pretty sure that propositioning you to fly across the country for sex fest '13 isn't something my husband would approve of.
I told her to to let go of her rationtal thoughts and just enjoy the fact that i was going down on her till she passed out from sheer orgasmic pleasure.
There is a time and place for BDSM, in-between disney sing-alongs is not one of them.
Haha idk you were stealing pizza dough at dominos
Just got an exam care package consisting of only adderall wrapped in money. Score onr for mom.
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