Idk man, it felt like my skin was a suit and I could feel it zipping up my side and up to my mouth. And then my head felt like a ventriloquist dummy's head, with the jaw thing..it was freaky, dude
You think that's a metaphor for anything, champ?
Shut the hell up.
I just googled the nutrition facts for a mcgriddle and yet I still want to go to mcdonalds
you only had a canadian ten, but you said it was all good cuz you would just by molson.
Just watched my manager erase "we've been 2 days wo an accident" and change it to "0" these ppl are too high.
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duuuude. vodka popsicles DO NOT function.
Stalkers don't have time for showers...it's a full time job
If I'm going to go gay, i'm not going to go for a tiny dick.
thank you for letting me use your house as a brothel.
ttyl tear gas
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Did I really just find a cheez- it box full of condoms in your room?
I have fireworks and redbull; let's make heart attack inducing magic happen.
Nothing tops off the night like giving emotional and spiritual guidance to a 70 year old transvestite.
RAAAAAAAAWWWWRRRRRR
THATS ME HOWLING MY ENJOYMENT OF THE THINGS WE CAN DO WHILE GETTING DRUNK
How don't you remember..? You were getting handfuls of skittles out from our bra screaming TASTE THE RAINBOW.
I just got the high sucked out of me. Fuck.
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