I'll pay for our taxi if you let me makeout with the drummer and we don't leave RIGHT when the bassist does.
They call it the Collection Couch because all 4 room mates have slept with at least 3 different girls on it. He tried to seal the deal with "would you like to be number 14?"
And sadly I did.
RJ thinks I should put one of the muffins in my vagina. Good idea or bad idea?
your dad just showed up on the golfcart with a keg. i. love. our. neighborhood.
Do you think she's aware of my deep hatred or should I set her hair on fire in her sleep?
sometimes you just have to pull up your panties, blow a kiss to the security camera and walk out of the alley like nothing happened.
this is you don't wonder off at 3 am with no pants on. Just stay there and pray to god you don't get arrested for being on school property.
The mystery gender stripper never showed up with that party burrito last night.
P.s. remind me to tell you about the porno that Paul envisioned starring you. It's wizard of oz themed.
Seriously your house is like the underground railroad for unwanted gay kids
I think I have to break up with him. I just cried, not moaned, screamed, etc, cried, with tears of sadness and disappointment when I came.
Thank you for helping a fellow gay friend today. You are sublime and deserve free tickets to the Ellen show
Pretty sure I was naked for most of the night.....success
Fucking a younger guy is now a game of odds. The chance that he gives me corona virus is outweighed by the evening of orgasms I know he’ll give me.
Dick is dick. I’m not turning it down because he’s younger than me. Covid has been a real cockblock and I’m a woman with needs
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