it was worse than that time i tried giving evan head 4 days post nose job.
It started with Hannah Montana and ended with alcoholism.
if three guys were standing in front of you and they differed only in the hairiness of the groin who would you choose: smooth as a baby's bottom, the grass lands or the amazon jungle?
i think you're getting too neurotic about why she won't touch you.
I just want one of her status not to be about Jesus.
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I found a sock full of anal beads in my dryer. At least she washes them.
He said "I wish they sold 40's in bars".. and a business plan came to mind. Maybe I CAN do something with my degree...
I'm basically just sitting in the porta poTty finishing my bottle of champagne bc I am too lazy to carry it back to the tailgate
I wish I cared about making my vagina as presentable as you do.
Someone should make a valentines day card that says "I like the way you continuously consume thc with no concept of a limit other than drug supply" Because I'd send that to you.
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Looks like he unfriended you too. I feel like we were both just handed negative pregnancy tests.
There aren't enough words in the English language to fully describe how worried I am for your dick. And the rest of you, I suppose.
He fucked me for my Netflix login, I fucked him for his HBO login, and actually I think that's beautiful
I dont know if hes kidding... but hes drunk and said hes going to shave his balls. Alert your emt friends
thought i saw a dude in a kilt yesterday, but then i realized he was doing a walk of shame. happy st. paddy's day.
some guy had a sword and everyones crying..it turned bad..fast.
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