she starting giving me head in the taxi..the driver told her to stop..she looked up, said "I'm the birthday girl", and kept on doing what she was doing.
Drunk on an escalator. I fell like 15 flights of stairs without actually moving more than 5 feet.
You woke up in the middle of the night and told me we won the sweepstakes, the penis sweepstakes.
all ill say about last night is that we tried to stop you. oh and the bus you're on is going to nashville.
What a whore. She reminds me of that asian guy who can eat all the hotdogs.
I've hooked up with six guys in my ethics class next semester...I feel like I've failed already
I would think I was a stalker too if I wasn't myself
Gong!
YOU'RE MARRIED NOW YOU CAN'T KEEP GONGING ME WHEN YOU GET LAID IT DOESN'T COUNT
You woke up, laughed, proceeded to throw up on me and then passed out again.
Third base with a 7ft basketball player last night. Fingers like a champ. I call him Edward Penishands.
I saved a note for myself but all it said was "am I a slutty Holden Caulfield?"
We broke my graduation cords last night when we used them to tie each other up during sex last night
I need to stop challenging people to taking off clothes. I win too often
Recliner chair sex has moments of worry....just don't.
I saw that he had a tattoo of a map of New Jersey on his arm, so i slowed down to like 20mph and pushed him out of the car
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