her eyes looked like someone had poured fruit punch in them. needless to say we had a good time.
There's just this way he looks at me that makes me want to suck his soul out through his dick.
She offered to make me a fruit roll up salad for breakfast...I'm not sure if that's the coolest or weirdest thing ever...
Do you think Tom Brady went home tonight and changed his facebook status to "pink with lace"?
Is it bad that I stopped wanting to fuck her as soon as I noticed she had dry skin?
I sometimes completely doubt that you're straight.
all i remember is screaming butter knifes are for pussies.
The gyno asked how many partners i've had... I said ummmm she goes ok then i'll just put down ten.
all i could think was her face looked like a farm accident
I use him for alcohol and he uses me for sex. This is the closest thing to love i could imagine
Don't tell me wow. Tell me this is normal for college and in no way am I a whore.
Wow just saw this. Nothing like a little anal sex to ring in 2012.
And now she's hand feeding me pork rines and showing me her angry birds high scores. This is Vegas.
That's the last time I get in a car with six rappers headed to god knows where.
You had me on my knees catching cheese balls in my mouth and moaning. In front of all your friends.
I may be going to Mexico. I just met a drug dealer at a strip club. Seems legit.
I found a 9 minute video on my phone of you singing into an eggplant.
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