If my vag had twitter, what do you think it would say?
i think i'm in class. and blacked out.
I had a talk with my mom about respecting myself and not acting like a whore so she will rip my nose ring out if she somehow sees that picture
Was just grinding with my bio TA. She asked why i wasnt studying
The fact you even thought licking it would fix it boggles my mind
Well it worked
Not the point
Dude, I went home and roller-bladed into her bedroom so I didn't have a 'walk' or shame in the morning..I wouldn't talk to her unless she refereed to me as Brink
juast therw a cheeeeesestirng over the fnce. stuckit to sombodys car winheild... gonna luagh if i find it mlted in the mrning.
The bartender asked if I wanted a to-go cup for my crown and coke.....I just realized I'm back in Montana and fuck did I miss home.
fat chick, vomit on the dog, and three unidentifiable pills in my ear. all in the same ear. what the hell happened after the guests showed up?
But he's not just anonymous male genitalia anymore. I've met him, I've seen his face.
Hey ER girl, its the EMT you beat at blowjobs shots last night.
That is the scariest sentence I have ever read.
Do you think we could brew coffee with beer? I'm thinking a hazelnut Guinnesspresso can only end with pure awesome.
The drunk people on this bus are singing Journey songs. This is the whitest thing I've ever experienced
Best thing she said after I kicked her out "rugby guys have single handedly ruined my faith in men"
i'm the most scandalous girl at stop and shop. i kinda have to fuck him in the meat cooler.
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