No, I don't think Michelle is a squirter. And if I've had anal sex, the Obamas have.
You told him you loved him!?
I mean if he translated "Zi luve ku" as that then yes.
I saw him coke blaxckout on the subway at 9 this morning yelling at people callig himself the gatekeeper.
looking back it was a good thing we were too wasted to fire up the chainsaw
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Even my vagina gasped.
I just reached for my seatbelt when I sat down to pee... Might be a little hungover.
I actually kinda like her but everyone else hates her, so consider it a third party grudgefuck.
Nope not happening. When I close my eyes the floor moves. I'm going to enjoy this free roller coaster.
I can't tell if the dead thing in the yard is a deer or the guy I slept with last night...
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it is shots o' clock and I am never late
We can stop fighting if you send me a picture of your dick standing at full attention wearing a sock.
I'll wait.
It can also be a hat.
I love how my phone automatically capitalizes Margarita. R-e-s-p-e-c-t.
Ask me if I'm sitting naked in a lawn chair eating a block of cheese waiting for a bacon grilled cheese sandwich
Every person I've ever had sex with is in Chipotle right now.
This is like 50 shades on steroids but with healthy relationship models and mutual respect among all parties involved and lesbian activity.
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