After she swallowed she let out a hurge burp. No BS. I'm the cock of the walk.
I think you have the wrong number. But at any rate, respect.
My vagina is so ashamed right now. It won't even look at me.
Sober January is a disaster.
lets make a pact to never make a pregnancy pact
i leave for school in 3 days. if you want your annual goodbye blow job you should probably call me
Ok...drunk girls at the bar are charging $1 for motorboating. It's fucking WEDNESDAY. I never want to leave.
He has to watch his girlfriends kitten. Even when she is in Vegas, her pussy keeps him from getting into mine.
I'm really not interested in hearing from him. Unless there is casual sex involved
Freedom, beauty, truth, and love to all. I also probably have syphilis
I need to figure out how to tell my doctor that I don't want to fix my possible fertility problems until AFTER I'm done whoring around in my 20s.
The resort was totally empty, just June and I. Which of course lead to EXCESSIVE day drinking and outdoor fucking. FYI Dominicans LOVE to watch.
Technically, I traded a soft pretzel for sex last night...
I am no longer drunk enough to crave tostitos
I was so fucked up last night that I peed on his FATHER'S BED and fell asleep there. and yes. his father was asleep in the bed
Is it weird that I have your number saved in my phone as baby Jesus?
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